sorry i dont think i can come to ur birthday party theres a rumor going around that u dont have wifi :/
someone: what instruments can you play?
me: the keyboard
someone: oh that's cool
me: *whispers* on the computer
someone: what sport do you play?
me: i run
somoene: oh that's cool
me: *whispers* a blog
me: *on tumblr while watching gymnastics*
me: *reblogs post*
gymnastics commentator: oh my that was a fantastic tumble!
me: thank you